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Poor Prognostication, now slightly less Poor!
Matt Stafford gives this column half a Fonz: "Heeeeeeeeeeey" Surprising news, everyone: when I am not actually gambling, it turns out I am really good at gambling. Last weeks picks went 8-1 (Thanks for...
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Biggest Meltdowns of NFL Week 5
Don't worry about him, he's just shooting down your hopes and dreams with his finger guns *pew pew* Week 5 is nearly in the books, and this weekend saw its share of disappointing efforts from many...
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Biggest Meltdowns of NFL Week 6
Sad Donovan is sad Week 6 of the NFL season comes to a close tonight and this weekend had its share of surprises and disappointments. While there weren’t as many obvious meltdowns as in previous weeks,...
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Poor Prognostication: Now in freefall!
Last week was a swift kick to the nether region Last week was the week I knew was coming, the “falling off a cliff” week. I had been picking well, got a little confident, mentioned my winning...
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As the pigskin turns…
Rex Ryan would like you to come at him, bro. This last week in the NFL seemed to see a spike in the personal drama department. We had in-game scuffles, post-game callouts, questionable coaching, and...
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Poor Prognostication: Running out of ways to say I’m bad at this
I'm just going to be like Tom and think of a happier place... Woof. That’s about as good as I can describe how my picks have been going the last few weeks. Another tough stretch last week, going 3-6 on...
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Biggest Meltdowns of NFL Week 10
Winning... Week 10 of the NFL season has come and gone, and we’re really starting to learn what’s what this year. Some things we already knew (Peyton Manning is pretty important to the Colts) and some...
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Poor Prognostication: Dancing Hippos Edition!
His favorite movie is Fantasia After weeks of my picks struggling, having my faith in teams’ ability to beat a spread shattered, it seemed like the likelihood of seeing a good week of picks again this...
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Poor Prognostication: Wild Cards and National Champs
Matt Ryan needs some work on his 'game face' The NFL playoffs have arrived and the college bowl season is winding down. Fans in the local markets of terrible NFL teams like the Rams and Buccaneers will...
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Poor Prognostication: Tiny Fists Of Triumph
Just squeaked it out in week 1? We’ll take it We start off the prognostication on a mildly high note, finishing the week 4-3 in our Week 1 picks (hooray for not being sub-.500!). We get back to our...
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